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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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What do you got your crit boots on over there?

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Is that a thing?

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Do I have crit boots?

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Because if so, I haven't been wearing them.

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I'm going to start getting the water out of the well and getting it all pumped out and into the into the next room.

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Just just like we planned.

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OK, I turn around and I'm going to blight Mr. Snakearm.

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As you do this, he raises one of his snake arms and your spell fizzles.

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He is going to morph into a snake and he slithers back into the room behind him.

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I'm going to dash to see if I can see where that guy went.

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You come around the corner and he has disappeared from sight.

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I guess I just pull that lever.

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You pull the lever and the water drains as it did before.

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Back in the other room, you guys hear water coming out and down a sluice that follows along the wall and goes to the divination pool.

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The water hits the pool and flares with a black light.

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If you seek information, we demand a personal sacrifice.

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I reach into my bag of holding and I pull out the book about the druids knowing I have not read all there is to read.

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I take the book and I throw it into the swirling colors.

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The book hits the water and lights up with an enormous flare.

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What is your question?

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My question is who in the cult of the dragon can be turned to our side to help the fight to stop the rise of Tiamat?

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are a fifth edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me today the lovely and talented Amy More.

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Why are you sucking up, Russ?

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Come on now.

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Sorry.

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Also with me.

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I mean, she is lovely and talented.

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You're not wrong.

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It's true. It's a true story.

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Also with me today, Carla Johnson, who is the interrupting one.

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And I'm new Laura Moonbrook.

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Oh, I didn't I didn't even say mine.

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If you don't know by now, like just go back and start listening from episode three episode three.

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You can actually go back to the recap after episode 15.

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But there is some good stuff before.

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Anyways, I'm also silently waiting Tom Laird.

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Yep, that's me.

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I play Flint Firebeard.

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Welcome everybody.

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How was everybody today?

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Oh, so great.

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Doing really well.

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Super good.

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Excellent.

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How you doing?

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I'm doing great.

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Nice.

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Yeah.

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Now we got all the all the pleasantries out of the way.

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Yeah.

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Let's do this.

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It's so nice.

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Now we've stopped functioning and normal people.

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Hit record.

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Every time.

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You know what?

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We do fine on the intro.

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And it's until you're like, how's everyone doing?

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We're like, I don't know.

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Regular person answer.

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They froze.

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What do people say?

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We did okay once we hit record today.

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It was once I started talking and doing the intro.

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That's when you guys kind of shut down.

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I shut down so I don't interrupt.

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My programming does not account for feelings.

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I try not to interrupt you because when I talk over here,

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you aren't happy when you have to edit because you're

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like Amy, you were itching your shoulder like really

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loudly the entire time I was talking and now I just

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kind of sit really still and try not to breathe.

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It's when you chew licorice or scratch yourself.

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Don't say that.

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This sounds like I'm like scratching myself.

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That's just sort of itching his head.

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I'm like, no, that's not what anyone was thinking.

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Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

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So I just want to say thank you to everybody on

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Patreon who's joined us in the last month.

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Thank you.

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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I also want to say thank you.

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That's amazing.

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And part of being a patron of Dumbgeons and Dragons

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means we dedicate a random episode to one of our patrons

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and today that is Adam Farber.

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Adam Farber.

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We know that guy.

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I know that guy.

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I mean over the internet.

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I don't know him personally, but yeah, yeah, it's 2017.

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Does anyone really know Adam Farber?

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That's knowing, isn't it?

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Over the internet counts just as knowing now.

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I think so.

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I think if someone's giving you money over the internet,

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you guys are pretty much family.

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I think.

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I mean, he's been giving us money since we started Patreon.

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So, oh, oh gee, Patreon.

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You demand.

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Oh gee, Farbs.

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Yeah, Adam, we know from Bros and Dragons.

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He interviewed us and we did horribly.

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We sure did.

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We should not be interviewed ever.

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But then we did it again after that, which we did better at.

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So sorry, Adam.

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Thank you for donating money to us.

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But sorry for the terrible interview.

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It was our virgin interview.

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It was.

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It was bound to be bad.

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Yeah, we would love to do that again better.

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We'll link the bad one so you get some downloads on your interview there.

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Everybody go click the download link for that interview.

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Just listen to it until you don't know what's happening anymore.

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Until you feel sufficiently embarrassed for us and then you can turn it off.

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Here's a better plan.

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Download it.

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Skip right to the last five seconds.

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Listen to that and then it will count as if you listen to the whole thing.

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Well, I like that.

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I want him to get the listens without anyone actually listening.

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That's the perfect plan.

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Exactly.

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Although I've cracked the code guys.

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Okay.

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So the people have to do that right away because starting in December,

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Apple podcast is putting out new download information and that won't count anymore.

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I don't think.

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Oh, no.

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Man, they're going to actually make people listen to the podcast.

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It's weird.

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Yeah, I know, right?

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Hopefully, that works in our favor.

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Everybody's listening to the whole thing, right?

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Well, you got to hear those sweet bloops at the end.

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All those sweet bloops.

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I have to start listening to our podcast again.

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Jesus.

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Although I think there's the odd episode when Russ is really in a hurry

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that the bloops don't get included at the end and every time I'm like,

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Oh, if Tom is disappointed, how many other people are you disappointed?

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If there are no bloops at the end, it's because we did a spot on show.

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Oh, no, that certainly is not the truth.

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That has definitely never happened.

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Or it's because I'm up till two o'clock in the morning the night before it released.

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There we go.

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Yeah, see, I think that's more likely.

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That's more possible.

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And rather than move the clip, I think is funny.

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I just delete it.

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Yeah, because we did such a bad job.

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You're literally up till two o'clock in the morning fixing it.

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Thank you, Adam, for being a patron.

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And thanks, Adam.

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And if you want to check out our Patreon page and join the community,

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And if you get in before the end of November,

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we're going to be sending out those sweet holiday cards from the dumb

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dragon crew and you could get in on that for this year.

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But if you don't before the end of November, you're going to miss it

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until next year.

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Oh, my God, that's a really big commitment.

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What next year?

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I don't even know what's going to happen in the next couple of months,

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Russ, let alone podcasting next December.

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We're saying you don't want to podcast anymore.

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Are you breaking this to me right now?

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Wait, are you guys not going to be married anymore?

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What's happening?

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I don't know what's happening.

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I think what's more important is we figure out what we're doing

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for those damn holiday cards.

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And I'm thinking really awkward family photo Photoshop together.

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Yeah, just send me a picture of each of yourselves and I'll Photoshop

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it together like we're standing one behind the other with our hands

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on each other's shoulders.

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Oh, I like that.

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Please wear an ugly Christmas sweater.

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Yeah, try and try and take it on like a white-ish background

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and then we'll just I'll just make it work.

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Or we should do something really great, like, you know,

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just like white t-shirt and jeans or like a head-to-toe,

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just jean outfit.

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Maybe they're so is it weird that that would be way easier

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for me to pull off than a white t-shirt and jeans?

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I don't own a white t-shirt.

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I don't have options for either of those.

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I have jeans.

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The rest is out the door.

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You can borrow one of my jean jackets.

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You're not a tiny human at all.

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It'll work perfectly.

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It's going to work out perfectly.

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You're not six to eight inches taller than me.

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It's no problem.

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It's totally fine.

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So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

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and whatever comes of this conversation will be sent to you

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a little bit to everything around the holidays.

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It'd be super fun.

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Oh, no, wait.

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Oh, hold on.

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I have a better one.

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Here we go.

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This is a whole episode now and I like it.

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Yeah, this is it.

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This is we're actually not going to play today.

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We're just going to discuss holiday cards.

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Style chat with the dumb dragon crew.

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You need to have your picture taken on your belly,

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elbows down, head on your hands, feet up in like the cutesy,

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like kicking, like sleepover slumber party position.

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by side, just like, ah, I'm making a lot of hand gestures.

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I think I am.

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I kind of love everything that's happening.

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I'm into it.

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OK, so I think that's going to happen.

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And it doesn't matter what you wear.

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But make sure it's festive.

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Obviously, it doesn't matter.

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But like make sure.

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Well, no, but like go to the dollar store and get some

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like antlers or like a Santa hat or something.

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All right.

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Well, I'm I'm glad we figured that out.

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Good.

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Because if I had texted you, what do you guys want to do

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for the holiday card?

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I would have gotten none of that.

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I know.

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Actually, we probably just wouldn't have responded.

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God damn it.

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I'd like to ghost you.

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Be like, let's just not.

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But we do have a completely separate side chat going.

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You know what makes me angry about that?

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Is we'll be having like, you know, really grinds my gears.

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We'll be having a lengthy conversation

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about a lot of different things.

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Just random bullshit.

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I will toss in one D&D podcast related question

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and you just fucking stop.

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And we're like, don't talk shop to us.

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Come on now.

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And everybody sees it because I can see that you see it.

263
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We were all having a really good time

264
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,299
and then you brought this into it.

265
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,299
And then Bossman Russ showed up.

266
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Fuck you guys.

267
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,800
Mr. Boss Applesauce just comes in here.

268
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On my break.

269
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:22,800
Anyways, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon test.

270
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:31,700
I think this is going really well.

271
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,800
Thea, you asked a question.

272
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,000
Who in the cult of the dragon

273
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,500
can be turned to our side to help the fight

274
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,399
to stop the rise of Tiamat?

275
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,700
And you are standing staring into the pool.

276
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,600
Nularaaaa is back to the pool.

277
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:52,600
Flint has not entered the room yet.

278
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,899
And the pool says to you,

279
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the answer to this question has three parts.

280
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The first you will find on your current path and quite near.

281
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,800
But you must move quick as his light grows darker

282
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as the seconds pass.

283
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:15,000
The second you will find, but you must seek.

284
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,899
Descent in the ranks among the old guard.

285
00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:23,000
Find commonalities in those loyal to the Dracoliches.

286
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000
And you see an image of an emblem

287
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,700
of the head of a Dracolich,

288
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,899
which is an animated skeleton dragon

289
00:12:30,899 --> 00:12:35,399
side by side the emblem of the cult of the dragon.

290
00:12:35,399 --> 00:12:38,799
Third is a question unasked,

291
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:42,299
but an answer you will need

292
00:12:42,299 --> 00:12:45,399
to defeat the rise of Tiamat.

293
00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:49,299
Of you three, one must die.

294
00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:57,299
One will live and one will be lost forever.

295
00:12:57,299 --> 00:12:58,399
And in the pool,

296
00:12:58,399 --> 00:13:03,199
you see an image of Thea, Nularaaaa and Flint back to each

297
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,699
surrounded by the five heads of Tiamat

298
00:13:06,699 --> 00:13:10,699
with flames rising everywhere.

299
00:13:10,699 --> 00:13:13,899
And the water in the pool in a glorious

300
00:13:13,899 --> 00:13:17,299
flourish of light evaporates.

301
00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:21,000
And Flint enters the room as this happens.

302
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,299
What did I miss?

303
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:31,700
We definitely didn't let one of the bad guys get away.

304
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,200
Oh, good. Neither did I.

305
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,000
Oh, no, we did.

306
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,100
Yeah, we did.

307
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:43,300
Two of us are definitely two of us are definitely going to come to some sort of

308
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:47,000
some sort of negative end here apparently.

309
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,100
Oh, that doesn't sound good.

310
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,899
Uh, okay.

311
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:56,800
So, okay.

312
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,800
All right.

313
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:02,000
But did the pool tell you like what do we do next?

314
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,399
Oh, shit. I'm the only one who heard it.

315
00:14:03,399 --> 00:14:05,300
Yeah. Oh, oh, God.

316
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,899
Okay. So you guys I got some good news and I got some bad news.

317
00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:19,500
So the good news is that we are going to find someone who's going to help us

318
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,200
and apparently we're not going to have to look very hard,

319
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:26,500
but we're going to have to go fast because he or she is not doing so well.

320
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:32,299
The second part is that there is some descent in the ranks

321
00:14:32,299 --> 00:14:38,299
and we might get a little bit of help out of that from the old guard

322
00:14:38,299 --> 00:14:43,399
and the people who are loyal to the Dracoliches.

323
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:46,000
Dracolites something like that.

324
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:52,399
Anyway, and they showed me a nice picture too.

325
00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:57,600
It's like a skeletal dragon that side by side with a cult of the dragon in the middle.

326
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,600
I think when we see it, we'll know it.

327
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,500
And then, you know, the last part no big deal just like one of us is going to live.

328
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:09,299
One of us is going to die in the other world be lost forever surrounded by all the heads of Tiamat,

329
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:13,299
which obviously if that is showing me the future,

330
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,100
we're not, I don't know, like we're, I don't know.

331
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:19,000
It's like if I saw that, is that going to happen you guys?

332
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,500
I'm freaking out over here.

333
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:27,500
Thea kind of sits down with her back against the well edge of the pool,

334
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:32,300
just kind of like I awkwardly pat her shoulder.

335
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:39,200
Any indication who's going to die or who's nothing, nothing?

336
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,800
No, I just saw all of us just back to back battling the heads of Tiamat.

337
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,700
It was, it didn't look good you guys, but.

338
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:52,100
You know what though, sounds like a hell of a way to go out.

339
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:57,000
All right, so you're volunteering, great.

340
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,200
Well, I mean, I didn't, I didn't say that, but you know,

341
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:03,200
if the time comes and the need is there, you can count on me.

342
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,400
I mean, it's what we've been working towards this whole time.

343
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:12,199
I guess so, I just, I saw an ending to the fight and the conflict,

344
00:16:12,199 --> 00:16:14,799
not an ending to one of us.

345
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:20,000
I mean, ideally, you know, if we did our job properly, Tiamat wouldn't rise.

346
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,600
We wouldn't have to be fighting his five heads.

347
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,199
That's what I was thinking, but if I saw that, does that mean we're not going to do that?

348
00:16:26,199 --> 00:16:29,600
One of the odds that's going to happen.

349
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,199
We'll remember this moment.

350
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:38,200
Vision smidgen is fine.

351
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,400
So I think we should go.

352
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:47,700
I think we should go because the light of someone who might help us grows darker.

353
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,800
I think we need to have a.

354
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,000
Let's do it.

355
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,700
I think we should go into Didarius's tomb.

356
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,000
It's the only place we haven't been yet,

357
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,600
and that's where that snaky hand motherfucker ran off to.

358
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,400
Let's go in there.

359
00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:04,400
You guys pick yourselves up and run into the crypt of Didarius.

360
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,599
You enter this room and you see the massive stone sarcophagus

361
00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:12,799
sitting atop the step stone dais in the center of the room.

362
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,799
The walls are decorated with life-sized frescoes

363
00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:20,700
showing the lost gods of Nethral and Anoria.

364
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:25,500
And you see nothing else, no other doors, no ways in or out.

365
00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:30,000
But you also do not see the Yon T who escaped.

366
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,400
Oh, he's in here somewhere.

367
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:39,500
I walk up the steps to the big sarcophagus and I examine it.

368
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,500
What are you two doing?

369
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:44,599
Well, the is examining the sarcophagus,

370
00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:47,500
probably just like poking around the rest of the room,

371
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:54,299
like trying to see if I don't know if there's like a loose brick or something

372
00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:58,099
Should you maybe tap like six of them in Harry Potter

373
00:17:58,099 --> 00:18:02,899
and they're all going to rearrange themselves to a pathway to Diagon Alley?

374
00:18:02,899 --> 00:18:08,500
Because we know that a creature entered here left somehow.

375
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:15,000
So yeah, just like looking for tripwires or like doors or whatever.

376
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,399
Sure. Do you two want to make an investigation check?

377
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,099
Sure I do.

378
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,099
I would love to.

379
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:32,300
You are looking around and you look behind the frescoes of Nethral and Anoria

380
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:41,700
and you see behind those there is a thin plaster wall behind four of them.

381
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:47,900
And then you hear as Thea steps up near the sarcophagus on top of the dais,

382
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:52,500
you hear a deep and clear voice which says

383
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,900
You approach Diderius in repose.

384
00:18:55,900 --> 00:19:00,200
I know what you seek.

385
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,299
And that is...

386
00:19:02,299 --> 00:19:04,799
Just kidding.

387
00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:06,900
Will you help us?

388
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,299
I'm like fucking around with a god.

389
00:19:08,299 --> 00:19:10,099
Like, I don't know what I'm doing.

390
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:11,299
The brain doll scramble.

391
00:19:11,299 --> 00:19:12,099
He is so overwhelmed.

392
00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:12,700
Exactly.

393
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,200
He is so overwhelmed right now.

394
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:22,500
He says Yon T have taken the one called Varam beyond their portal in the northern wall.

395
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:27,799
Be prepared for I shall open the way to peril.

396
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:33,100
And you feel a magical force wash over the three of you.

397
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,600
And you suddenly feel rejuvenated.

398
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,700
Perhaps that all of your hit points and spell slots are back.

399
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,799
Yeah Diderius!

400
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:50,599
And at that instant you hear the sound of grinding stone coming from the northern wall.

401
00:19:50,599 --> 00:19:57,099
And as you look you see a door a passageway open into a hallway.

402
00:19:57,099 --> 00:20:02,000
And you hear frantic yelling of many voices in draconic saying

403
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,599
New Laura you hear this because you speak draconic.

404
00:20:05,599 --> 00:20:07,000
You hear

405
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:07,599
They're coming.

406
00:20:07,599 --> 00:20:08,299
They're coming.

407
00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:08,700
Hurry.

408
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:09,899
Hurry quick.

409
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:18,700
And as you round the corner to this passageway you see the chamber in full view.

410
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:23,500
And you are immediately hit by a blast of uncomfortably hot and humid air,

411
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:27,200
which is very counterpoint to what this entire area has been.

412
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,500
It's been very cool and dry.

413
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:36,300
The walls down this passageway are rough natural stone that appears slick with slime and moisture.

414
00:20:36,299 --> 00:20:38,899
And at the end of the 20-foot hallway,

415
00:20:38,899 --> 00:20:46,399
you see six lizard folk readying their clubs and javelins holding spiked shields charging forward in attack.

416
00:20:46,399 --> 00:20:48,899
Roll for initiative.

417
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:49,700
Bring it.

418
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,099
Also just side note.

419
00:20:51,099 --> 00:20:52,799
I also speak draconic.

420
00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:53,399
You do?

421
00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:53,899
Yes, I do.

422
00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:54,700
I looked at your sheet.

423
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,399
I didn't see it.

424
00:20:55,399 --> 00:20:55,799
What?

425
00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:57,000
Right here.

426
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,399
Well, I didn't see it.

427
00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:03,799
Oh, well it was below the hidden messages.

428
00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:05,700
I rolled a three.

429
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,799
Sorry, a four to get to get that out of the way.

430
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:11,600
Had I rolled a 20, I would have been upset.

431
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,100
I hate rolling.

432
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:12,900
I had 11.

433
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:13,500
Big roll.

434
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,100
22.

435
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,700
Oh, Carla.

436
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:18,600
No, this is bad.

437
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:25,100
It means I used my one good roll for the whole whole session.

438
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,100
How many dragon folk is there?

439
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,799
Sorry, I just...

440
00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:35,600
You see six lizard folk and you and Thea heard them calling for help as well.

441
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,700
But there are six of them running towards you.

442
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:41,200
Three of them have javelins and spiked shields.

443
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,900
Three of them have another weapon.

444
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,000
Clubs, I think you said.

445
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,600
Clubs is what I said.

446
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,600
I'm going to go get a beer because I'm last.

447
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,200
Kill them.

448
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,100
Kill them, Carla.

449
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,400
I hope to.

450
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,600
I hope to.

451
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:58,600
If I didn't already have my sword out, I'm pretty sure I already did.

452
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,300
But just in case I didn't, I pull it out.

453
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,700
Say movie Caliente.

454
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,700
Flametongue.

455
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,200
A fire.

456
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,400
It's amazing.

457
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,200
Just like it always is.

458
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,400
Every time I always just catch my breath a little bit when it happens.

459
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,500
Take my breath away.

460
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:19,600
Okay.

461
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,799
So I guess I'm just going to try and attack the one closest to me.

462
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,600
So the first one running down the hallway.

463
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,200
Yeah, for sure.

464
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,900
Twelve?

465
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,200
I wrote this down somewhere.

466
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,100
I swear 12 does not hit.

467
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:38,900
Well, good thing.

468
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,400
I've got that.

469
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,799
Sorry.

470
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:44,000
Second attack.

471
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,700
That is a 17.

472
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,799
17 will hit.

473
00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:50,000
Okay.

474
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,700
So that is five plus two plus two.

475
00:22:55,700 --> 00:23:00,200
That is nine damage on that one.

476
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:06,200
Donnie will try and take a little chompy chomp out of that same one, but he got an 11.

477
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,700
So that, I imagine, will not do it.

478
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:11,400
11 will not do it.

479
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,700
You rush forward and meet the first lizard folk.

480
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:21,500
Missing, glancing off his shield on the first swing and cutting deep into him on the second.

481
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:29,600
He's still up and it's his turn and he swings at you with his club.

482
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,900
For a, that's probably not good.

483
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,700
That's an 11.

484
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:39,700
That will not do it.

485
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:46,300
But then tries to strike you with his spiked shield for a 12.

486
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,500
Still will not do it.

487
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:51,900
And his friend immediately to his right does the same.

488
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:56,100
Strikes at you with his, I'll re-roll that one.

489
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:02,900
Strikes at you with his club and shield and just runs into the wall, basically.

490
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,500
He had a lot of momentum.

491
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,100
Yeah, sure.

492
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,800
Three and four throw their javelins.

493
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:13,800
One at Flint and one at Thea through the hall.

494
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:19,600
Flint, that will be a 17.

495
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,000
Yep.

496
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,200
Wait, it was a javelin, you said?

497
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,200
Yes.

498
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,600
Yes, that will hit.

499
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,300
Okay, and Thea, that will be an 11.

500
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,100
Not good enough.

501
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:38,000
Okay, so Flint, you are going to take six piercing damage from this javelin coming towards you.

502
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Yulara, after they release their javelins, they are going to try and smash you into the wall with their spiked shields.

503
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:46,700
Okay.

504
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:50,100
Both roll a 21.

505
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:52,300
Well, that will do it.

506
00:24:52,299 --> 00:24:56,399
I'm getting stuffed into a locker, just like high school all over again.

507
00:24:56,399 --> 00:25:05,000
You get battering rammed into the wall and take seven off the first hit and eight piercing damage off the second hit.

508
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,399
So that's a total of 15 piercing damage.

509
00:25:08,399 --> 00:25:09,700
Okie dokie.

510
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:12,099
And then it is Flint's turn.

511
00:25:12,099 --> 00:25:16,000
Fuck him up, Flint.

512
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,200
Any particular one?

513
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,200
Just whoever you can get, just get them all.

514
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,599
That sounds good to me.

515
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,100
Russ, who's closest to me?

516
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:25,300
They're pretty much all on Yulara right now.

517
00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:27,400
So if you run these...

518
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,000
I better go crashing in there then.

519
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,800
Yeah.

520
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,100
All right.

521
00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:35,700
Yeah, I will I will go jumping on into the fray.

522
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,800
And that is a...

523
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:44,200
I feel like every single time we fight, I roll a critical in like one of my first attacks.

524
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:49,200
And it's getting to the point where I'm not even believing it, but like it happened again.

525
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,500
So here we go.

526
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:56,000
We're gonna have to start playing with a webcam just so we watch those rolls.

527
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:00,099
Like for reals, it was teetering as it went over and landed on the 20.

528
00:26:00,099 --> 00:26:02,500
And I'm like, for fuck's sake.

529
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,299
I'm not even lying.

530
00:26:04,299 --> 00:26:05,299
I believe you, Tom.

531
00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:05,900
I believe you.

532
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:07,900
I'm not pulling a Travis McElroy.

533
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,599
This is legitimately happening.

534
00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:11,200
He admitted he fakes his rolls.

535
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,000
I don't like that.

536
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,299
The integrity of it all.

537
00:26:16,299 --> 00:26:19,700
Stern disapproval from Russ More.

538
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:23,799
Yes, it's time to unleash some hell here.

539
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,600
So I will roll some damage.

540
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,500
Okay.

541
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,700
Thirty four.

542
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,400
Thirty four damage.

543
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:44,299
So you run into the into the mess that is crowding around Nulara and you strike into what you presume is the strongest of these lizard folk and cut through him and it scatters the others knocking them back.

544
00:26:44,299 --> 00:26:48,100
And the one you strike falls dead to the ground.

545
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,400
So it's like a hot knife through butter.

546
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,500
Yeah.

547
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,800
Butter with an A-H at the end.

548
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,400
Hot knife through lizard folk.

549
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,500
All right.

550
00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:58,800
Okay.

551
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:05,900
I will I will turn around and attack someone else.

552
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:06,600
Okay, that's better.

553
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,200
Not a critical.

554
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,100
Twenty two.

555
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:10,700
Yeah, that will still hit.

556
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,000
Excellent.

557
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,400
That's not better, Tom.

558
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,200
I know.

559
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,000
What's wrong with your priorities right now?

560
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,299
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure.

561
00:27:19,299 --> 00:27:21,599
So that is twenty three points of damage.

562
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,099
Got rollers guilt.

563
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:23,599
That's a thing.

564
00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:24,099
I'm sure.

565
00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:26,900
Yeah, one totally do.

566
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:35,099
One of the lizard folk you knock back and you catch on your backswing and cut through him and he falls to the ground dead as well.

567
00:27:35,099 --> 00:27:36,400
It is.

568
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,599
Oh, go ahead.

569
00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:38,900
Sorry.

570
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:43,900
I would like to take an action surge and mix in one more attack.

571
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:44,700
Sure.

572
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,600
Yeah, do it.

573
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,400
That is an 18.

574
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,000
18 will still hit.

575
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,100
Perfect.

576
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,799
Eight and three.

577
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:55,299
Boo.

578
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:57,799
Eleven to fifteen.

579
00:27:57,799 --> 00:28:08,200
One that is knocked prone tries to hold up its shield, but you knock it to the side and cut through it in the ground and it is dead as well.

580
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,200
Now it's guys.

581
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,200
And now it's Thea's turn.

582
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,500
How big is this hallway that we're in?

583
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:21,599
It is about 10 feet across and 20 feet from where you entered until the next open cavern area.

584
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:30,700
Okay, I'm going to produce flaming sphere right in front of the furthest because he battle rammed through there, right?

585
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,000
Flint scattered them.

586
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,599
Yeah.

587
00:28:32,599 --> 00:28:35,900
So is there one that's like a good five feet away that I could safely?

588
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:36,799
Yeah, yeah, we'll see.

589
00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:37,799
Engulf in flames.

590
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:38,200
Sure.

591
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,400
Perhaps and not kill my friends at the same time.

592
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,400
Yep.

593
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,400
Neat.

594
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:47,500
Okay, so I will I will do that.

595
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:51,400
I will produce a flame right like literally a foot in front of him.

596
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,100
So he's engulfed in the five foot flame.

597
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:53,800
Sure.

598
00:28:53,800 --> 00:29:01,100
I am going to use my fourth spell slot for this.

599
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,600
Oh, yeah.

600
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,300
So it is going to be a 46 damage.

601
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,800
Is there any save against it or it just happens?

602
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,200
Oh, no, this just happens.

603
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:12,900
Nope.

604
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:13,500
Dexterity save.

605
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:19,600
Yeah, because I guess you could try to jump out of the way because ouch fire.

606
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,200
Oh, fuck.

607
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,500
Well, you get to take half this.

608
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:28,299
I'm glad that I bumped it up to five, seven, nine.

609
00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:28,799
Fine.

610
00:29:28,799 --> 00:29:32,600
You can take four damage, but it's coming back for you.

611
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,799
Sure.

612
00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:41,500
So this lizard folk is wide eyed as it is engulfed in these flames.

613
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:49,599
But steps sidesteps the bulk of the damage and it is neither of those turns because

614
00:29:49,599 --> 00:29:51,200
they're dead now.

615
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,700
Nuara, your turn.

616
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:55,299
There's still four left.

617
00:29:55,299 --> 00:29:57,500
Probably still a couple on me.

618
00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:04,200
There are three left, two nearest you, one back by the flaming sphere.

619
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,099
I'm going to stay away from the flaming sphere.

620
00:30:06,099 --> 00:30:06,799
Seems appropriate.

621
00:30:06,899 --> 00:30:11,899
And go for, you know, one of the ones on me.

622
00:30:11,899 --> 00:30:13,899
That is a 15.

623
00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:15,299
15 will hit.

624
00:30:15,299 --> 00:30:19,500
Okay, 10 damage.

625
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:23,299
And then oh, I lied.

626
00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:24,799
It's more than that.

627
00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:25,099
Damn it.

628
00:30:25,099 --> 00:30:26,299
It's 2d6.

629
00:30:26,299 --> 00:30:27,500
It's only one more than that.

630
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,099
It's one more than that.

631
00:30:29,099 --> 00:30:31,000
Okay.

632
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,700
I think I forgot my second d6.

633
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:35,099
That's a 24 on my second attack.

634
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:36,700
That will also hit.

635
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:44,600
And that is 9 plus 4 is 13, 16, 18 damage on that attack.

636
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,200
Is it really a d12?

637
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,799
Okay.

638
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:50,600
Oh, god damn it.

639
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,600
Sorry, I fell off the desk.

640
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,799
That's a 6.

641
00:30:53,799 --> 00:31:00,600
Your first strike sprays blood all along the already slick wall and your second

642
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:06,300
cleaves through into its shoulder, severing its head from its body.

643
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:11,600
Not entirely, but begins to fall apart and he falls to the ground dead.

644
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,300
Gross.

645
00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:12,600
I love it.

646
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:17,000
And I yell like, yeah girl, peel him like a banana.

647
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,700
I'm a banana, I'm a banana.

648
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:21,600
Quiet, we probably have to pay rights for that too.

649
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,600
Yeah, probably.

650
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,200
Donnie?

651
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:23,900
Oh, I'm sorry.

652
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:26,300
Yeah, Donnie's going to give somebody a little chomp chomp.

653
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:26,800
No, he's not.

654
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,400
That was a critical fail.

655
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,000
That's fair.

656
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,400
I'd rather Donnie gets it than me.

657
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:36,500
I'm happy for Donnie to just keep like whiffing it every time.

658
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:37,599
Okay.

659
00:31:37,599 --> 00:31:44,500
It is the second lizard folks turn and he looks at you Nularaaaa as you have just

660
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:49,900
decimated his closest and nearest and dearest friend and he rushes forward to you

661
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:58,299
with his heavy club and spiked shield and his heavy club is a 14 to strike you.

662
00:31:58,299 --> 00:31:59,200
Nope.

663
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,200
And his spiked shield is a 22 to strike you.

664
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,799
Yes, convincingly on that one.

665
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:15,100
You will take eight piercing damage as he rams into you and again knocks you

666
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:20,500
against the slick disgusting wall.

667
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,299
Oh, what's on this wall?

668
00:32:22,299 --> 00:32:24,299
The look of Russ's face is like, oh no.

669
00:32:24,299 --> 00:32:28,400
It's just like mossy and stuff, but it feels real gross because it's him.

670
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:33,800
And then it is the flaming sphere guy's turn.

671
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:41,000
He's going to run towards Flint with his club and that is a 20 to 20.

672
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
A 20-20.

673
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
You rolled a 40.

674
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:48,300
I'm pretty sure I'm impervious to clubs, but try your best.

675
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,100
You're impervious to clubs.

676
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,100
Yeah, that's right.

677
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,500
That's been like from day one Russ.

678
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,000
Come on.

679
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Yeah, day one of high school.

680
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,500
He looked at all those clubs and he was like lame.

681
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,600
Are you actually impervious to clubs?

682
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,900
No, of course not Russ.

683
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:03,400
Come on.

684
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,900
You did say it very like, is that a thing?

685
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:11,400
For a second I was like, I didn't think he had any damage immunities.

686
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:17,000
Okay, so yeah, he hits you with his club and that's going to be eight bludgeoning

687
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,300
damage, but then he's also going to go in for a good old bite and that's going

688
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:27,700
to be a 23, which is going to be another six piercing damage to you, sir.

689
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:29,700
Okay.

690
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:31,200
And then it's your turn.

691
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,200
Well, I think we all know where this is going.

692
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,200
17.

693
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,200
17 will hit.

694
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,200
21.

695
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,200
Woo!

696
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,200
So you were going for the one that just hit and bit you, yes?

697
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,200
Oh yes.

698
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:52,200
Yeah, he in surprise, you know, forgets that you just knocked out three of his

699
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:58,700
friends and you strike through him and he falls to the ground dead, keeping

700
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,700
that surprise look on his face.

701
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,700
Excellent.

702
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:04,200
How many more of these things are left?

703
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,199
There is one still engaged in combat with Nulara.

704
00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:09,199
Perfect.

705
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:12,199
I'm going to run up behind him and pretty much take his head off.

706
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:15,199
Going to say you have advantage on that because he shield battered her.

707
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:18,199
Oh, sweet, because my first roll wasn't great, so this is much better.

708
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:19,199
25.

709
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:20,199
Yep, that'll hit.

710
00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:21,699
26 damage.

711
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:26,199
You don't get to see the look on his face, but Nulara, you see the look of sheer

712
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:32,699
panic as this lizard folk dies and falls to the ground and you're covered in lizard

713
00:34:32,699 --> 00:34:33,699
folk blood.

714
00:34:33,699 --> 00:34:36,699
These lizard people have very, very expressive faces.

715
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,699
They do, don't they?

716
00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:39,699
They do.

717
00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:41,699
They tell a story as they die.

718
00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:43,699
There's something kind of beautiful in that.

719
00:34:43,699 --> 00:34:49,699
You hear from down the hall as this final lizard folk falls to the ground, footsteps

720
00:34:49,699 --> 00:34:53,699
coming up from around the corner in the cavern that you're about to enter.

721
00:34:53,699 --> 00:34:55,699
I think we got to hurry, guys.

722
00:34:55,699 --> 00:34:59,699
I think Varam is the one that isn't doing so well that we got to grill for some

723
00:34:59,699 --> 00:35:00,699
information.

724
00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:01,699
Yep.

725
00:35:01,699 --> 00:35:02,699
Let's go.

726
00:35:02,699 --> 00:35:03,699
Let's go.

727
00:35:03,699 --> 00:35:05,699
You rush into the cavern.

728
00:35:05,699 --> 00:35:07,699
Can I bring my ball with me?

729
00:35:07,699 --> 00:35:08,699
Sure.

730
00:35:12,699 --> 00:35:13,699
Yep.

731
00:35:13,699 --> 00:35:15,699
Said that in a less childlike way.

732
00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,699
I pictured you with a big rubber bouncy ball.

733
00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:20,699
You're just like, Oh, 100%.

734
00:35:20,699 --> 00:35:23,699
Throwing against all the goopy, dirty walls.

735
00:35:23,699 --> 00:35:24,699
Bonk bonk.

736
00:35:24,699 --> 00:35:26,699
Bonk bonk.

737
00:35:26,699 --> 00:35:34,699
You enter the next cavern and it is more of this slick mold and moss covered walls

738
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:40,699
and you see running towards you, four more lizard folk and three yonti creatures.

739
00:35:40,699 --> 00:35:43,699
Yonti motherfuckers.

740
00:35:43,699 --> 00:35:46,699
One of them has a human body with a snake head.

741
00:35:46,699 --> 00:35:52,699
The other, a human head and body with snakes for arms, but doesn't look like the one

742
00:35:52,699 --> 00:35:54,699
that got away from you.

743
00:35:54,699 --> 00:36:00,699
The third, a human head and upper body with a serpentine lower body instead of legs.

744
00:36:00,699 --> 00:36:02,699
Ah, these guys are ugly.

745
00:36:02,699 --> 00:36:04,699
Everybody make a wisdom saving throw.

746
00:36:04,699 --> 00:36:06,699
Oh, guys.

747
00:36:06,699 --> 00:36:08,699
Oh, my God.

748
00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:09,699
16.

749
00:36:09,699 --> 00:36:10,699
17.

750
00:36:10,699 --> 00:36:13,699
I think you're impervious to charm, aren't you?

751
00:36:13,699 --> 00:36:14,699
Me?

752
00:36:14,699 --> 00:36:15,699
Yeah.

753
00:36:15,699 --> 00:36:18,699
Tell that to Salazar, am I right?

754
00:36:18,699 --> 00:36:19,699
Hello.

755
00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,699
I missed that motherfucker.

756
00:36:21,699 --> 00:36:23,699
I thought you couldn't.

757
00:36:23,699 --> 00:36:24,699
Yes.

758
00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:26,699
I have advantage on saving throws.

759
00:36:26,699 --> 00:36:27,699
So you get to roll twice.

760
00:36:27,699 --> 00:36:28,699
Yes.

761
00:36:28,699 --> 00:36:29,699
Magic just can't put me to sleep.

762
00:36:29,699 --> 00:36:31,699
Well, my first roll was better.

763
00:36:31,699 --> 00:36:32,699
Sure.

764
00:36:32,699 --> 00:36:34,699
Because it was 20.

765
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:40,700
You hear one of the Yonti creatures say, it's time to follow us.

766
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:44,700
But none of you feel the need to follow him.

767
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,700
I yell, nuh-uh.

768
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:50,700
And then I throw my ball at his face.

769
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,700
Thea, you're up first.

770
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:54,700
Yeah, I am.

771
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,700
I throw my ball at his face.

772
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,700
She already told you what she was doing.

773
00:36:58,700 --> 00:36:59,700
I did.

774
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:02,700
I'm actually, yes, I'm going to do that because I can.

775
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,700
That's a bonus because it's already out.

776
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:07,700
So I'm going to throw my ball at his face.

777
00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:09,700
Make a dexterity saving throw.

778
00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:11,700
At the one who spoke?

779
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:12,700
Yeah.

780
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:16,700
That loud-mouthed mcmotherfucker over there.

781
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,700
Yeah, loud-mouthed mcmotherfucker.

782
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,700
I'm having beer.

783
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:21,700
Yeah, you are.

784
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:22,700
It's amazing.

785
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:23,700
And we're all the better for you.

786
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:24,700
Don't tell anybody.

787
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,700
That's a 15.

788
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:26,700
That's not good enough.

789
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,700
You're going to take my 4d6 damage.

790
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:29,700
Alright.

791
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,700
14.

792
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,700
14 damage.

793
00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,700
And I'm not done yet.

794
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:35,700
Okay.

795
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:38,700
I'm going to, what kind of room are we in?

796
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:43,700
You are in an open-ish cavern with the dimensions.

797
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:48,700
This room is about 20 feet wide by 30 feet.

798
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:49,700
How tall is it?

799
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,700
10 feet high.

800
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:52,700
Okay.

801
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,700
I'm going to conjure an animal.

802
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,700
I'm going to summon a dire wolf.

803
00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:58,700
Because winter is coming.

804
00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:01,700
And I yell, winter's coming, motherfucker, but that doesn't mean anything.

805
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:02,700
In this world.

806
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:06,700
My dire wolf will be last like me.

807
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:09,700
So I think the dire wolf gets to go right after me.

808
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,700
Okay.

809
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:11,700
Yeah, he'll go next.

810
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:12,700
Okay.

811
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,700
So I summon a dire wolf.

812
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:18,700
And I'm also going to do something else just for funsies.

813
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:26,700
Because I had a great fun with the last game of just fucking doing it.

814
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,700
Regardless of consequence.

815
00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:31,700
And I think that might be now how I play.

816
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:38,700
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to unleash guacamole into the mix.

817
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:41,700
Keep in mind it's 10 feet tall roof.

818
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:42,700
I know.

819
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:43,700
Guacamole's not 10 feet tall.

820
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,700
How big is guacamole?

821
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:49,700
Guacamole carries you three motherfuckers around all the time.

822
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,700
Giant owl.

823
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:53,700
My giant owl is, wait for it.

824
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,700
Wait for it.

825
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:55,700
Wait for it.

826
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,700
The anticipation is killing me.

827
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,700
Sorry.

828
00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:00,700
It says size is large.

829
00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:03,700
So it gets one size bigger than you.

830
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:06,700
So I'm sure it will fit in a 10-foot room.

831
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:07,700
Yeah, it'll be fine.

832
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:08,700
Okay, good.

833
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,700
It's just not going to fly very far if that's what you're hoping for.

834
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:14,700
No, I'm just hoping it attacks something with its talents.

835
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:15,700
Yeah, go for it.

836
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:16,700
Cool.

837
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,700
So I unleash guacamole as well.

838
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:19,700
All right.

839
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,700
Who is also a three.

840
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,700
What's the dex of each of those?

841
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:26,700
What's the dex of each of those?

842
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:27,700
God damn it.

843
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:28,700
I'm sorry, you guys.

844
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:37,700
The dex is 15 for guac and 15 for the direwolf.

845
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:38,700
Roll off.

846
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,700
The direwolf gets 18.

847
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,700
Guac gets 13.

848
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:45,700
Okay, so the direwolf goes next.

849
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:46,700
Okay.

850
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:47,700
Yay.

851
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:48,700
It's all figured out.

852
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:54,700
That did seem, you know, a decent size for a battle this big is now pretty tight with

853
00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,700
all these animals flying around.

854
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:57,700
Okay.

855
00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:58,700
So the direwolf goes next.

856
00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:04,700
So I point at the snake eye with the arms just because I have a bad feeling about

857
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:08,700
him because he looks like the other guy, which I realize I'm discriminating against

858
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,700
them, but they're bad guys.

859
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:16,700
One yawn T is not like the other.

860
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:21,700
So I'm going to say like, you know, I'm like, go bite him.

861
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:22,700
So he's going to.

862
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:29,700
So he runs over to bite the guy with the snake arms plus five to attack.

863
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:33,700
Oh, eight plus five.

864
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:34,700
Is that going to do it?

865
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,700
Sorry.

866
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,700
Eight plus five.

867
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:37,700
So 13.

868
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:38,700
Yeah.

869
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:39,700
Oh, nice.

870
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:40,700
None of them appear to have any armor on them.

871
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:41,700
So they're sweet.

872
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:45,700
You must succeed on a strength saving throw.

873
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:46,700
Okay.

874
00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:47,700
To avoid being knocked prone.

875
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:53,700
But you still get all your damage, which is that will be that's an eight.

876
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,700
That's not good enough.

877
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,700
Okay.

878
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,700
So nine damage and he's knocked prone.

879
00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:58,700
Okay.

880
00:40:58,700 --> 00:40:59,700
Cool.

881
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,700
Your owl's turn now.

882
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:02,700
Walk.

883
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:04,700
It's be the most turns I ever get.

884
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,700
This is just the revenge for us always having to.

885
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:07,700
That's right.

886
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,700
This is totally fair.

887
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:12,700
Plus, this is like a menagerie in here.

888
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:13,700
I'm loving it.

889
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:14,700
Oh, yeah.

890
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:15,700
That's so much happening.

891
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:19,700
I point to the snake with the.

892
00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:24,700
So I have one engulfed in flames with the snake body.

893
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:25,700
Right.

894
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,700
The snake bottom.

895
00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:28,700
Was he the one with the snake head?

896
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:29,700
Okay.

897
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:30,700
Snake head.

898
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,700
Snake for arms is prone.

899
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,700
So snake lower half.

900
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:41,700
I'm going to tell guacamole to go and scratch the shit out of him with his

901
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,700
talents.

902
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,700
Twelve plus three fifteen.

903
00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:45,700
That will hit.

904
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:46,700
Okay.

905
00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:54,700
And it is two D six plus one six plus one plus one eight damage.

906
00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:55,700
Okay.

907
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:56,700
Slashing.

908
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,700
You good.

909
00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:58,700
All right.

910
00:41:58,700 --> 00:41:59,700
Lizard.

911
00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:00,700
I'm done.

912
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,700
All four lizard folks turns now.

913
00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:07,700
Two are going to rush and attack the dire wolf that is in top of one of the

914
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:14,700
two one is going to attack you Thea and one is going to attack Flint.

915
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:15,700
Okay.

916
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:18,700
So the two going to the dire wolf their clubs.

917
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:21,700
That's a thirteen and a twenty one.

918
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:28,700
The twenty one will hit six bludgeoning and then both shields are going to hit

919
00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:29,700
two.

920
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:32,700
That's a twenty and a natural twenty.

921
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:34,700
So that's going to be for the first one.

922
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:39,700
That's going to be five bludgeoning for the natural twenty.

923
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:43,700
That's going to be eight bludgeoning.

924
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:44,700
Okay.

925
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,700
Or piercing.

926
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:46,700
Sorry.

927
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:47,700
That was piercing.

928
00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:49,700
The one going to Thea.

929
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,700
That is a fourteen.

930
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:58,700
Not good for its club and a twelve for its shield.

931
00:42:58,700 --> 00:42:59,700
Good.

932
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:06,700
The one going to Flint is a ten for its club and a twenty three for a shield.

933
00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:07,700
Okay.

934
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:11,700
So you got eight piercing damage from its spiked shield.

935
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:15,700
It is now Yanti who is knocked prone.

936
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:23,700
He is going to shape change into a medium sized snake.

937
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:25,700
These guys and their snakes.

938
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:30,700
It's not really as impressive as Thea's incredible transformations into other

939
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:32,700
creatures like I'm part snake.

940
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:36,700
I'm all snake.

941
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:38,700
I'm third snake.

942
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:39,700
Look at these snake arms.

943
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,700
What do I even do with these?

944
00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:42,700
Doesn't even make sense.

945
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:51,700
It is going to slither underneath the dire wolf and come up right in front of

946
00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:56,700
Nulara.

947
00:43:56,700 --> 00:44:06,700
And shape change back into its Yanti form and strike at you with its scimitar.

948
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:09,700
With a hug.

949
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:10,700
Yeah.

950
00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:11,700
Kill you with kindness.

951
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:12,700
That's a thing.

952
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:13,700
It's two attacks.

953
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:17,700
For the first attack, that is a sixteen.

954
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:19,700
I will not hit.

955
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:23,700
The second attack is a critical twenty.

956
00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:24,700
Okay.

957
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:26,700
That'll do it.

958
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:30,700
So that is ten slashing damage.

959
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,700
Yeesh.

960
00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:33,700
And now it's your turn, Nulara.

961
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:34,700
Okay.

962
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:38,700
Well, I guess I'm going to attack him.

963
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:41,700
Not with that.

964
00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:42,700
Roll of eleven.

965
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:44,700
I will not do that.

966
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:45,700
Nope.

967
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:46,700
Well, let me try again.

968
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,700
How about a fifteen?

969
00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:49,700
I will hit, yes.

970
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:50,700
Okay.

971
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:51,700
Ten damage.

972
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:52,700
Oh, Donnie.

973
00:44:52,700 --> 00:44:58,700
Donnie got a twenty-one because he's amazing.

974
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:00,700
Five damage.

975
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:05,700
And you need to do a con saving throw.

976
00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:07,700
And that was on the same one, yes?

977
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:08,700
Yeah.

978
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:09,700
Yeah.

979
00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:10,700
Nothing happens.

980
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:12,700
They are immune to poison.

981
00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:17,700
That's reasonable, especially since it's, I don't know, reptile poison seems particularly

982
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,700
Flint, you're up.

983
00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:20,700
All right.

984
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:22,700
Seems like forever since I got started.

985
00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:24,700
Somebody added a whole shit ton of stuff to me.

986
00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:25,700
Sorry about that.

987
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:26,700
All good.

988
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:27,700
Okay.

989
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:31,700
What's the situation with like the spell casting ones?

990
00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:32,700
What are they up to?

991
00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:34,700
I don't even have a fucking clue.

992
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:37,700
One is fighting Nulara.

993
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:41,700
One was hit by the flaming sphere.

994
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:46,700
And the third one, it was attacked by guacamole.

995
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:49,700
So it is in combat currently with a giant owl.

996
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:50,700
Okay.

997
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,700
I'm going to go help out guacamole.

998
00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:53,700
Sure.

999
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:54,700
And take a swing.

1000
00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:55,700
Guac appreciates it.

1001
00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:56,700
Yeah.

1002
00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:57,700
I figured you would.

1003
00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:00,700
And I'll take a swing at this Yon T sorcerer type.

1004
00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:01,700
Sure.

1005
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:05,700
This is the one with the snake bottom lower half.

1006
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:06,700
Yes.

1007
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:07,700
That's a twenty-three.

1008
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:08,700
Oh my god.

1009
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:09,700
Yeah, twenty-three.

1010
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:10,700
Look at his bottom.

1011
00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:11,700
It is so elongated.

1012
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:12,700
Off the table.

1013
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,700
Ten and another ten and four is twenty-four.

1014
00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:16,700
Okay.

1015
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:17,700
Is that one still kicking?

1016
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:18,700
Oh, yeah.

1017
00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:19,700
Okay.

1018
00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:20,700
I will, I'll take another swing.

1019
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:21,700
Oh, Flynn's so used to killing things.

1020
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:22,700
First shot.

1021
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:23,700
He hasn't hit the bottom of the Yon T before.

1022
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:24,700
You've got to try, right?

1023
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:25,700
That's a twenty, but not critical.

1024
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,700
Yep.

1025
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:27,700
That'll hit.

1026
00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:28,700
Yon T's are bitches.

1027
00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:29,700
Twenty.

1028
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:30,700
Okay.

1029
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:31,700
I'm going to take a swing.

1030
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:32,700
Still alive.

1031
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:33,700
Still alive.

1032
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:34,700
And it's his turn now.

1033
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:37,700
And he's going to say to Flint, I think it's time you helped us out.

1034
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:38,700
Make a wisdom saving throw, Flint.

1035
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:39,700
No, Flint.

1036
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:40,700
Now question.

1037
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:41,700
Before I tell you what I rolled.

1038
00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:42,700
Yeah.

1039
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:43,700
No.

1040
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:44,700
No.

1041
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:45,700
No.

1042
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:46,700
No.

1043
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:47,700
No.

1044
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:48,700
No.

1045
00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:49,700
No.

1046
00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:50,700
No.

1047
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:51,700
No.

1048
00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:52,700
No.

1049
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:53,700
No.

1050
00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:54,700
No.

1051
00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:55,700
No.

1052
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:56,700
No.

1053
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:57,700
No.

1054
00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:58,700
No.

1055
00:46:58,700 --> 00:46:59,700
No.

1056
00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:01,700
Yeah.

1057
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:02,700
No.

1058
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:03,700
I rolled a fourteen, but I was curious.

1059
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:05,700
Do I still have advantage on wisdom throws?

1060
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,700
Those were intelligence throws that you had.

1061
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:08,700
Oh, nevermind then.

1062
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:09,700
It was a fourteen.

1063
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:10,700
Fourteen.

1064
00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:11,700
Wait.

1065
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:12,700
Sorry.

1066
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:13,700
Wait.

1067
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:14,700
Wait.

1068
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:15,700
Wait.

1069
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:16,700
Waiting.

1070
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:17,700
Wait.

1071
00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:18,700
Oops.

1072
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:19,700
Oh.

1073
00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:20,700
Oh, nevermind.

1074
00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:22,700
You don't have any reactionary stuff.

1075
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:23,700
Damn.

1076
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:24,700
Sorry.

1077
00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:26,700
I thought maybe I had some to help you out, but this is.

1078
00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:28,700
I'm still pretty happy with fourteen.

1079
00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:29,700
Yeah.

1080
00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:30,700
Fourteen.

1081
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:31,700
Yeah.

1082
00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:36,700
You feel the slight need to listen to him, but managed to shake it off.

1083
00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:37,700
Taylor Swift style.

1084
00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:38,700
Taylor Swift style.

1085
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:39,700
Shake it off.

1086
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:40,700
Oh man.

1087
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:41,700
Tom.

1088
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:42,700
See, that was.

1089
00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:43,700
Digital high five maybe.

1090
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:44,700
Yeah.

1091
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:47,700
He does not cast suggestion on you at that moment.

1092
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:53,700
The first yonti, however, who is hit by the flaming sphere.

1093
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:56,700
His turn comes up and he says.

1094
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:57,700
What is he?

1095
00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:58,700
No, fuck it.

1096
00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:02,700
He's just going to attack somebody.

1097
00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:03,700
He's just going to run towards Thea.

1098
00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:08,700
He's going to run around your flaming sphere and swing at you with his scimitars.

1099
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:09,700
Swing and a miss.

1100
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,700
First one is a critical miss.

1101
00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:13,700
Second one, however, is a twenty two.

1102
00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:14,700
That'll do it.

1103
00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:20,700
And that is going to be seven slashing damage at you, Thea.

1104
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:25,700
Thea, your troops turn.

1105
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:26,700
But me first.

1106
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:27,700
But me first.

1107
00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:28,700
Okay.

1108
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:33,700
So I'm going to first move the flaming sphere.

1109
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:35,700
Who is where?

1110
00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:36,700
What?

1111
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:41,700
So there are two lizard folk on the dire wolf.

1112
00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:45,700
There is one lizard folk on you, one yonti on you.

1113
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:50,700
There is one lizard folk who is nearish to Flint.

1114
00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:51,700
Okay.

1115
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:52,700
Now I got it.

1116
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:53,700
Okay.

1117
00:48:53,700 --> 00:49:00,700
I'm going to do a really cool, like, back flip.

1118
00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:02,700
Like ten feet back.

1119
00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:06,700
Do you even have your fireball if you conjured another animal?

1120
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,700
Are they not both concentration?

1121
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,700
Am I not allowed to have two concentrations?

1122
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:12,700
No, if you have one concentration, you lose the first concentration.

1123
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:13,700
I'm sorry.

1124
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:14,700
I didn't know that.

1125
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:15,700
See, I don't get to do very.

1126
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:16,700
No.

1127
00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:17,700
That's concentration.

1128
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:18,700
Okay.

1129
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:19,700
Never mind.

1130
00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:20,700
So your fireball disappeared.

1131
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:22,700
Okay.

1132
00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:29,700
So I'm going to cast searing smite.

1133
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:30,700
Has this ever been cast before?

1134
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:31,700
I know.

1135
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:32,700
That's what I was just thinking.

1136
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:33,700
I don't think it has.

1137
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:34,700
This sounds like a new one.

1138
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:35,700
Yes.

1139
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:40,700
So I'm going to use a melee weapon attack.

1140
00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:44,700
My weapon flares with a white hot intensity.

1141
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:47,700
Not unlike your awesome Lulee Kelly knifey sword.

1142
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:49,700
I'm so into this.

1143
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:52,700
My weapon is going to be a scimitar.

1144
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:57,700
So my scimitar is usually 1d6 plus one.

1145
00:49:57,700 --> 00:50:05,700
But now because of searing smite, it will add an extra 1d6 fire damage and cause my

1146
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:07,700
target to ignite in flames.

1147
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:11,700
At the start of its turn, until the spell ends, it must make a constitution saving

1148
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:12,700
throw.

1149
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:14,700
And on a failed save, it takes 1d6 fire damage again.

1150
00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:16,700
Jesus Christ.

1151
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:18,700
Wow.

1152
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:23,700
If the target or creature within five feet of it uses an action to put out the flames

1153
00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:27,700
or some other effect douses the flames, the spell will end.

1154
00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:28,700
Okay.

1155
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:29,700
Okay.

1156
00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:32,700
So shit.

1157
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:34,700
Let's do let's roll.

1158
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:35,700
I never roll.

1159
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:36,700
Okay.

1160
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:37,700
You got this.

1161
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:38,700
I got this.

1162
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,700
Okay.

1163
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:41,700
My scimitar is plus six to attack.

1164
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:42,700
Okay.

1165
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:44,700
Oh yeah.

1166
00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:45,700
20.

1167
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,700
That will hit.

1168
00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:47,700
Okay.

1169
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:50,700
So it is 1d6 slashing plus one.

1170
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:55,700
So it's four plus fire, which is seven.

1171
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:56,700
Okay.

1172
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:57,700
And it's on fire.

1173
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:58,700
And it's on fire.

1174
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:01,700
Does it have to make a constitution saving throw now or?

1175
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:02,700
No.

1176
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:05,700
On at the start of its turns.

1177
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:06,700
Okay.

1178
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:07,700
That's my turn.

1179
00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:08,700
Okay.

1180
00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:09,700
Dire Wolf.

1181
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:10,700
Dire Wolf.

1182
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:13,700
Dire Wolf has these two mofos on it.

1183
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:16,700
So it's going to bite one of them.

1184
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:17,700
I don't care which one.

1185
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,700
He also doesn't care which one.

1186
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:25,700
So it's going to be, that is only a 12.

1187
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:27,700
12 will not hit.

1188
00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:32,700
But it's a good thing that the Wolf has advantage on attack rolls against a creature.

1189
00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:35,700
If at least one of the Wolf's allies is within five feet.

1190
00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,700
I rolled a seven, which was the exact same thing I had just rolled.

1191
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:39,700
Damn.

1192
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:40,700
Okay.

1193
00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:41,700
Okay.

1194
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:42,700
Guac's turn.

1195
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:44,700
Eleven plus.

1196
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:48,700
There's too many pages I have up on my screen right now.

1197
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:50,700
13.

1198
00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:51,700
13.

1199
00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:53,700
Well, what are you hitting?

1200
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:54,700
There's only one on Guacmoly.

1201
00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:56,700
You're hitting one of the Yanti?

1202
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:57,700
Yeah.

1203
00:51:57,700 --> 00:51:58,700
Yeah.

1204
00:51:58,700 --> 00:51:59,700
That will hit.

1205
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:00,700
Okay.

1206
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:01,700
Eight damage.

1207
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:02,700
Slashing.

1208
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:03,700
Okay.

1209
00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:04,700
You're good?

1210
00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:05,700
Yeah.

1211
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:06,700
I'm done.

1212
00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:07,700
All right.

1213
00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:13,700
What it's like when I have to wait for you guys with all your multitude of awesome attacks.

1214
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:14,700
Okay.

1215
00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:17,700
So that one that Guacmoly just hit was also the one that Flint is on.

1216
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,700
It is not looking well.

1217
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:20,700
Go ahead.

1218
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:21,700
The Lizard Folk's turn.

1219
00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:26,700
The two on the Dire Wolf strike it with their clubs and spiked shields.

1220
00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:27,700
That's probably not going to be very good.

1221
00:52:27,700 --> 00:52:30,700
That's a 10 and a seven with their clubs.

1222
00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:31,700
No to those.

1223
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:35,700
And a 13 and a 10 with their shields.

1224
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:36,700
No to those.

1225
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:37,700
Okay.

1226
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:46,700
The one that is on you, Thea, is going to be a 20 not critical with its club and a

1227
00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:48,700
20 not critical with its shield.

1228
00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:56,700
So that is going to be four bludgeoning damage and three piercing damage.

1229
00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:57,700
Okay.

1230
00:52:57,700 --> 00:53:01,700
Flint, there is a Lizard Folk who's following you around because he thinks you're the

1231
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:02,700
bee's knees.

1232
00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:03,700
That's sweet.

1233
00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:04,700
I love the compliment.

1234
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:10,700
And rolls a critical 20 with his club and a 10 with his shield.

1235
00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:15,700
So the critical 20 club will be 12 bludgeoning damage.

1236
00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:17,700
I thought I was impervious to clubs.

1237
00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:22,700
We've been over this.

1238
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:28,700
Thea needs to make a Constitution saving throw.

1239
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:29,700
Yes, she does.

1240
00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:31,700
What's you got to be?

1241
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:34,700
Probably my spell cast modifier.

1242
00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:40,700
So Constitution, okay, he gets to roll with advantage against magical effects.

1243
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,700
Not that that really matters.

1244
00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:43,700
That's a four and a seven.

1245
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,700
So what does he take?

1246
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:48,700
He takes 1d6, which is a six.

1247
00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:54,700
But then strikes at you with his scimitars.

1248
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:59,700
That is a 17 and a critical miss.

1249
00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:00,700
17 will hit.

1250
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,700
That's nine slashing damage.

1251
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:07,700
Nulara, your turn.

1252
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:08,700
Okay.

1253
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:11,700
There's still Yonte attacking me.

1254
00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:16,700
Yes, one with the snake head is attacking you.

1255
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,700
God damn, my rolls are terrible tonight.

1256
00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:20,700
That's a 14.

1257
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:22,700
14 will hit.

1258
00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,700
Oh, well, still not great.

1259
00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:29,700
I don't take back my dissing of that roll, but I will happily take the damage.

1260
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,700
12, simple mathematics, very hard.

1261
00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,700
12 damage.

1262
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:37,700
And 18.

1263
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:39,700
16 damage.

1264
00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:40,700
Yeah, girl.

1265
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:43,700
Donnie will try and give him a little choppy chop.

1266
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:44,700
Little nibble.

1267
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:47,700
He will fail with his roll of 11.

1268
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:48,700
Attaboy, Donnie.

1269
00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:49,700
He's really pleased with himself.

1270
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:52,700
He made contact last time, so you know.

1271
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,700
He's riding that high.

1272
00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:56,700
Yeah, exactly.

1273
00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:57,700
Flint, you're up.

1274
00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:03,700
All right, I will continue attacking the one that Guacamole and I are teaming up on.

1275
00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:05,700
And that's critical 19.

1276
00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:10,700
So this feels like a bit of a waste because I'm just going to liquify him.

1277
00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:12,700
Guac is okay with that.

1278
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:13,700
She doesn't want to get hurt.

1279
00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:14,700
35 damage.

1280
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:16,700
Oh, man.

1281
00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:20,700
Like, there's just a mist that comes as this guy.

1282
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:21,700
Are there any chunks?

1283
00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:24,700
Because Guacamole will totally eat those.

1284
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,700
Sure, there's a few chunks for Guacamole to eat.

1285
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:30,700
So she just chows down.

1286
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,700
She like flips him up in the air and just like gulps him down in one go.

1287
00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:36,700
Oh, yeah, they're like the ah, ah, ah kind of thing.

1288
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:37,700
Yeah.

1289
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:38,700
Yeah.

1290
00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:39,700
She's going to spit up those bones later.

1291
00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:40,700
Oh, yeah, 100%.

1292
00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:45,700
I will turn around and attack the other yawn T or whatever was attacking me before that.

1293
00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:46,700
There's a lizard folk on you.

1294
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:47,700
Yeah.

1295
00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:49,700
Lizard folk sounds great.

1296
00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:52,700
So that is a 24.

1297
00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:54,700
That will hit.

1298
00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:55,700
24.

1299
00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:58,700
And it will fall to the ground dead.

1300
00:55:58,700 --> 00:55:59,700
Less misty.

1301
00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:03,700
But, you know, it's still equally, equally effective.

1302
00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:10,700
The first yawn T on new Laura says you will help protect the priestess.

1303
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:11,700
Make a wisdom saving throw.

1304
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:14,700
Ah, balls.

1305
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:16,700
No, that's a 20.

1306
00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:17,700
Okay.

1307
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:18,700
Nice.

1308
00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:19,700
So what do you say in return?

1309
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:25,700
I say, ah, balls.

1310
00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:27,700
He just shrugs and he's like, well, fuck.

1311
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:29,700
Thea, your turn.

1312
00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:38,700
Thea looks on at the weird exchange happening between Laura and her attacker and kind of shrugs.

1313
00:56:38,700 --> 00:56:39,700
So, okay.

1314
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:43,700
So the one that so there's two still on my dire wolf.

1315
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:45,700
There are two lizard folk on the dire wolf.

1316
00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:46,700
Okay.

1317
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:47,700
I go over to.

1318
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,700
You still have a yawn T on you.

1319
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:50,700
Oh, I do.

1320
00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:51,700
Okay.

1321
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,700
Well, I'll searing smite that yawn T, that yawn T song bitch.

1322
00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:55,700
Sure.

1323
00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:56,700
All right.

1324
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:57,700
I have to hit him.

1325
00:56:57,700 --> 00:56:58,700
I do.

1326
00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:02,700
I actually have to I have to make an action here.

1327
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:03,700
Okay.

1328
00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:04,700
21.

1329
00:57:04,700 --> 00:57:05,700
Yep.

1330
00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:07,700
It's 11 damage.

1331
00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:09,700
So it's dire wolf's turn.

1332
00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:10,700
Yeah.

1333
00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:14,700
He's going to continue to fight these assholes that are on top of him.

1334
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:15,700
Sure.

1335
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:23,700
No, I'm going to use my advantage or my attack roll because that roll is really shitty.

1336
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:24,700
Yep.

1337
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:25,700
29.

1338
00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:26,700
There we go.

1339
00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:28,700
18 plus five.

1340
00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:31,700
So 2d6 plus three.

1341
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:36,700
So it's 13 on any one of the lizard folk that are on top of him.

1342
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:42,700
Guacamole looks over at her brother.

1343
00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:44,700
Any creature that I conjured.

1344
00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:46,700
They're all they know they're all family.

1345
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:51,700
So Guacamole goes over to attack the other one that he is not biting.

1346
00:57:51,700 --> 00:57:53,700
Oh, you have to make a wisdom.

1347
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:54,700
Sorry.

1348
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:57,700
You have to make a saving throw because otherwise he's knocked prone.

1349
00:57:57,700 --> 00:57:58,700
He's knocked prone.

1350
00:57:58,700 --> 00:57:59,700
Whoa.

1351
00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:00,700
He's knocked prone.

1352
00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:01,700
I was at one.

1353
00:58:01,700 --> 00:58:02,700
Ooh.

1354
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:03,700
Okay.

1355
00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:07,700
So she's going to attack with a nat 20.

1356
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:08,700
What?

1357
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:09,700
What?

1358
00:58:09,700 --> 00:58:12,700
On one of the lizard folk.

1359
00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:13,700
Yes.

1360
00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:15,700
That obviously is a knock prone.

1361
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:16,700
I think.

1362
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:17,700
Yes.

1363
00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:18,700
2d6 plus one.

1364
00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:20,700
So now this is 4d6 plus one.

1365
00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:21,700
Plus one.

1366
00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:22,700
Yeah.

1367
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:25,700
You get to roll twice the dice, but keep the modifier the same.

1368
00:58:25,700 --> 00:58:27,700
You guys are all three sixes and a five.

1369
00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:28,700
Nice.

1370
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:30,700
Mark of the beast.

1371
00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:31,700
23, 24.

1372
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,700
Yes.

1373
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:37,700
Guacamole picks this lizard folk up and shreds it in its talons.

1374
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:42,700
And then the prone lizard folk stands up and attacks the dire wolf.

1375
00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:43,700
Can he stand up?

1376
00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:44,700
Yeah.

1377
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:45,700
Oh, right.

1378
00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:48,700
He has to use that as, right.

1379
00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:54,700
That is going to be a 21 and a 21 with the club and the spiked shield.

1380
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:55,700
Yep.

1381
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:56,700
That'll do it.

1382
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,700
The club is going to be four bludgeoning damage.

1383
00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:03,700
Spiked shield is going to be seven, so there's 11 total damage.

1384
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:08,700
And then there is a lizard folk on you, Thea, still.

1385
00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:10,700
He's going to hit you with his club.

1386
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:12,700
First, he needs to roll.

1387
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:13,700
Why?

1388
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:14,700
Because he's on fire.

1389
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:15,700
No, that's the yawn T.

1390
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:19,700
You've got a lizard folk on you who's just kind of been picking at you from behind that you haven't turned around.

1391
00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:21,700
Oh, that I haven't noticed at all.

1392
00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:23,700
He must feel really kind of.

1393
00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:24,700
He's so demoralized.

1394
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:25,700
I know.

1395
00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:27,700
She's not even turning around.

1396
00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:28,700
She doesn't even know.

1397
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:30,700
You really emasculated him.

1398
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:31,700
Really?

1399
00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:32,700
I have no idea.

1400
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:35,700
He strikes at you with a 14 with his club and a 19 with his shield.

1401
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:37,700
The shield will hit.

1402
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:40,700
So that's four piercing damage.

1403
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:42,700
And I say sorry, buddy.

1404
00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:43,700
I have no idea.

1405
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:46,700
Constitution save for the yawn T.

1406
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:48,700
That is not going to save.

1407
00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:52,700
Give him some more fire damage or stuff.

1408
00:59:52,700 --> 00:59:55,700
Four damage.

1409
00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:59,700
And then he is going to scimitar you.

1410
00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:01,700
Well, he can try.

1411
01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:02,700
Probably not.

1412
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,700
That's a 10 and a 14.

1413
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:06,700
He didn't even try.

1414
01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:07,700
He didn't even try.

1415
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,700
His heart just wasn't in it.

1416
01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:11,700
Nularaaaia, you're up.

1417
01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:12,700
All right.

1418
01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:14,700
So you still have the yawn T on you.

1419
01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:17,700
There is a lizard folk and a yawn T on Thea.

1420
01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:19,700
And I don't know what Flint's doing, so.

1421
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,700
OK, well, I'll start with the yawn T on me.

1422
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:23,700
Nobody knows what I'm doing.

1423
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:25,700
Nat 20.

1424
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:26,700
Yeah, girl.

1425
01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:27,700
Nice.

1426
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:30,700
Except this dingus is probably just about to die, I hope.

1427
01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:31,700
It's like my fifth turn.

1428
01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:32,700
I've been fighting the same.

1429
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:33,700
Oh, god damn it.

1430
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:35,700
Got real aggressive with my dice roll there.

1431
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,700
Sorry, I got to find it now.

1432
01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:39,700
She threw it across the room.

1433
01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:40,700
Got so excited.

1434
01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:42,700
16 damage.

1435
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:44,700
What happens when you roll and add 20?

1436
01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:45,700
I get to do damage again?

1437
01:00:45,700 --> 01:00:48,700
Well, you roll twice the dice, but you keep your modifier the same.

1438
01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:52,700
So however many dice you roll, just roll those dice again and then add.

1439
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:54,700
You only add the modifier once.

1440
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:55,700
Oh, I see.

1441
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:59,700
Do you want a total number?

1442
01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:00,700
Yeah.

1443
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:02,700
We got that 16 from that first one.

1444
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:04,700
Yeah, you can roll it.

1445
01:01:04,700 --> 01:01:05,700
He's dead.

1446
01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:08,700
But if you really just want to add it up.

1447
01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:12,700
He's super dead because it was 16 plus 17.

1448
01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:13,700
Yeah.

1449
01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:14,700
Oh, yeah.

1450
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,700
He doesn't.

1451
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:16,700
Yeah.

1452
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:17,700
Didn't stand a chance on that one.

1453
01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:19,700
So he is he is gone.

1454
01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:20,700
Okay.

1455
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,700
You actually did so much damage to him.

1456
01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:24,700
We brought him back to life.

1457
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,700
Like adrenaline.

1458
01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:26,700
Jump started.

1459
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:27,700
Yeah.

1460
01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:28,700
Adrenalized him.

1461
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:29,700
Yeah.

1462
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:30,700
It's a whole crank situation.

1463
01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:31,700
Yeah.

1464
01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:32,700
Yeah.

1465
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:34,700
We got we got a grade one crank.

1466
01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:36,700
We got a crank.

1467
01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:40,700
So for my second attack, I guess.

1468
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:42,700
How about that poor sad guy?

1469
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:44,700
It keeps trying to attack.

1470
01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:45,700
Yeah.

1471
01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:46,700
And it's getting nothing.

1472
01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:48,700
He's got nowhere with that.

1473
01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:50,700
You just you got a lot of shit going on right now.

1474
01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:54,700
You don't have time for his weak ass shenanigans.

1475
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,700
But I guess I do.

1476
01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:58,700
That's a 15.

1477
01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:00,700
That will hit.

1478
01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:02,700
Okay.

1479
01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:04,700
Wow.

1480
01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:07,700
Those are probably the worst rolls I've ever rolled for damage.

1481
01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:09,700
But that's six damage.

1482
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,700
Yeah.

1483
01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:13,700
That sounds like about my average for what I roll for damage.

1484
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:19,700
So I roll 1d10 and 2d6 and I rolled a two, a one and a one.

1485
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:20,700
Yeah, that's pretty bad.

1486
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:21,700
Yes.

1487
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:27,700
You strike him not very hard, but he looks surprised that someone's actually paying attention to him.

1488
01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:29,700
So I mean, he's hurt, but he's he's kind of vindicated.

1489
01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:31,700
He's kind of happy about it.

1490
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:32,700
Yeah.

1491
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:33,700
Like, he's like, it's on.

1492
01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:37,700
Well, he's going to be delighted then as Donnie comes and tries to give him a bite.

1493
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,700
And that is a 14.

1494
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:41,700
That will not do.

1495
01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:42,700
Okay.

1496
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:44,700
Well, at least someone's paying attention to him.

1497
01:02:44,700 --> 01:02:45,700
Yeah, exactly.

1498
01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:47,700
That's all he really wanted in this situation.

1499
01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:49,700
Flint, you're up.

1500
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:52,700
How many yawn T are left?

1501
01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:58,700
There is one, the one that is searingly smitten by Thea.

1502
01:02:58,700 --> 01:02:59,700
All right.

1503
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:02,700
I'm going to go put my axe into its face.

1504
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:03,700
Do it.

1505
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:04,700
You got it.

1506
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,700
Put him out of his misery.

1507
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:10,700
He's been on fire for a long time now.

1508
01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:11,700
Twenty.

1509
01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:21,700
You split his cranium, his humanoid cranium, and he's just screaming and flailing his snake arms around wondering how this happened.

1510
01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:22,700
It looks so promising.

1511
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:28,700
The choices you made, the choices you made.

1512
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:36,700
So there is one lizard folk fighting the direwolf and one that is kind of in the midst of you three now.

1513
01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:40,700
Oh, is this the one that no one was paying attention to and is now happy to be?

1514
01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:41,700
Yeah.

1515
01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:42,700
Now happy to be beat all.

1516
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:43,700
I'll pay it some attention.

1517
01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:45,700
Sure.

1518
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:46,700
See how happy it is.

1519
01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:47,700
19.

1520
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:49,700
That'll hit.

1521
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:50,700
22.

1522
01:03:50,700 --> 01:04:05,700
More lizard guts spray across this cavern as the happy lizard folk goes off into the netherworld, the underworld, wherever lizard folk go as they die.

1523
01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:07,700
We'll do an episode looking into the...

1524
01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:12,700
Guacamole kind of waddles over and goes into my belly and then starts to eat him too.

1525
01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:14,700
Oh, geez.

1526
01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:15,700
Okay.

1527
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:16,700
Girl's got to eat.

1528
01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:17,700
That one's dead.

1529
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:18,700
Thea, your turn.

1530
01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:24,700
One more lizard folk fighting a direwolf who doesn't realize that all his brethren are gone.

1531
01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:26,700
Is he just kind of like grappling?

1532
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:29,700
Yeah.

1533
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:30,700
Guys?

1534
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:35,700
Well, I still have a scimitar on fire, so might as well use it.

1535
01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:36,700
When in Rome.

1536
01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:37,700
Yeah.

1537
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:43,700
I tap the direwolf and he kind of moves to the side because, you know, we're a pack.

1538
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:46,700
We roll like that.

1539
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:48,700
Ooh, 14.

1540
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:50,700
We should have a plus six.

1541
01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:51,700
It's a plus five.

1542
01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:52,700
It's a plus six.

1543
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:54,700
Oh, I've been calculating it wrong this whole time.

1544
01:04:54,700 --> 01:04:55,700
15.

1545
01:04:55,700 --> 01:04:56,700
Yeah, that'll hit.

1546
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:57,700
Okay, cool.

1547
01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:00,700
1d6.

1548
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:01,700
Plus one is three.

1549
01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:03,700
Plus fire damage.

1550
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:04,700
Six.

1551
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:05,700
Altogether.

1552
01:05:05,700 --> 01:05:06,700
Still alive.

1553
01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:07,700
Your direwolf's turn.

1554
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:12,700
I step back and I like gesture like, after you.

1555
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,700
And he gets a 19.

1556
01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:15,700
11.

1557
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:21,700
After you allow it through, he jumps on top of this lizard folk and knocks it to the

1558
01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:24,700
ground and gives it the, like the dog shake.

1559
01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:28,700
Like when they get a hold of a toy they really like and they just whip it back

1560
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:29,700
and forth.

1561
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:30,700
Back and forth.

1562
01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:31,700
Yeah.

1563
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:36,700
And it's body falls lifeless as it's thrown about this cavern.

1564
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:39,700
I look at the direwolf and I go, drop it.

1565
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,700
Drop it.

1566
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:43,700
And he does.

1567
01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:45,700
And we, and I, good boy.

1568
01:05:45,700 --> 01:05:46,700
His face.

1569
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:51,700
You know when you shake a puppy's face back and forth as you itch the sides.

1570
01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:53,700
Yeah, I do that.

1571
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,700
His muzzle covered in blood.

1572
01:05:55,700 --> 01:06:00,700
Just like, oh, he's a good boy.

1573
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:01,700
Well, hello.

1574
01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:02,700
Hello.

1575
01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:03,700
How's it going?

1576
01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:04,700
I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

1577
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:07,700
Welcome and thank you for listening to episode 26.

1578
01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:08,700
Not really.

1579
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:09,700
Welcome.

1580
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:10,700
The episode's almost over.

1581
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:13,700
This one titled Through the Portal and Down the Hole.

1582
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:18,700
A little bit Alice in Wonderland-ish, but filled with more lizard guts.

1583
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:22,700
As always, it always gets more lizard guts.

1584
01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:25,700
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1585
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:28,700
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1586
01:06:28,700 --> 01:06:32,700
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1587
01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:36,700
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1588
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:41,700
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1589
01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:45,700
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1590
01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:49,700
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1591
01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:54,700
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1592
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:58,700
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1593
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:03,700
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1594
01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:06,700
If you're listening to this on iTunes or we're on Stitcher, you can also do

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reviews there.

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We'd love to hear what you think of the show.

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All links you can find in the description, including the one we mentioned

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01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:15,700
earlier in the episode with the out-of-character interview that we did

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some time ago with the Bros and Dragons guys, including Adam Farber.

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I'll leave it there.

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01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,700
Hopefully that was kind of connected enough.

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I've just scribbled some notes down here.

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We'll see how it goes when I edit it back.

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The next episode will be out December 6th.

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Let's get back down into the swampy, lizardy guts mess.

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You are in this cavern and you look, there's the entryway you came in from

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01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:53,700
Diderius's crypt, which you see the door now sliding closed on.

1608
01:07:53,700 --> 01:08:01,700
To the west in this room, there is a long corridor that you see has a

1609
01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:04,700
bridge halfway through, but that is the only way to go.

1610
01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:07,700
I guess that's the way we go.

1611
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:09,700
It seems to be the only way.

1612
01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:12,700
Let's go the only way we should go, guys.

1613
01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:14,700
Let's pretend we have a choice, guys.

1614
01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:18,700
I'm not sure, but I think we should go this way.

1615
01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:21,700
I was really leaning the other way, but I think you're right.

1616
01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:22,700
Something is telling me.

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01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:27,699
You walk down some steep stairs that lead to an uneven stone bridge

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extending over a dark pit.

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01:08:30,699 --> 01:08:35,699
The bridge slopes downward 40 feet to another stairwell leading down.

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01:08:35,699 --> 01:08:39,699
Moisture drips down from the high ceiling, covering the bridge in a slick

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01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:43,699
moss that hangs over the edge in green cascades.

1622
01:08:43,699 --> 01:08:46,699
What order are we going in?

1623
01:08:46,699 --> 01:08:47,699
I'm last.

1624
01:08:47,699 --> 01:08:49,699
I'll be first.

1625
01:08:49,699 --> 01:08:51,699
I'm going to call middle.

1626
01:08:51,699 --> 01:08:53,699
What creatures do you still have with you?

1627
01:08:53,699 --> 01:08:59,699
I still have guacamole, who will fly, and I have the dire wolf.

1628
01:08:59,699 --> 01:09:01,699
You're still concentrating on that?

1629
01:09:01,699 --> 01:09:02,699
How long does that last?

1630
01:09:02,699 --> 01:09:04,699
That lasts one hour.

1631
01:09:04,699 --> 01:09:06,699
Where's the dire wolf?

1632
01:09:06,699 --> 01:09:09,699
The dire wolf will be behind me.

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01:09:09,699 --> 01:09:14,699
As you guys walk across, you notice that it's quite slippery, and you

1634
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all need to make a dexterity saving throw.

1635
01:09:17,699 --> 01:09:20,699
Can I call out to guacamole to fly me over?

1636
01:09:20,699 --> 01:09:29,699
Now, do my deerskin moccasins help me grip any better than normal combat boots would?

1637
01:09:29,699 --> 01:09:37,699
It seems like in the notes it says super bitchin, so I'm pretty sure that

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01:09:37,699 --> 01:09:39,699
they would give me advantage on those rolls.

1639
01:09:39,699 --> 01:09:40,699
I don't think so.

1640
01:09:40,699 --> 01:09:42,699
I only rolled a five.

1641
01:09:42,699 --> 01:09:45,699
Can I scream out to guacamole that I don't feel safe?

1642
01:09:45,699 --> 01:09:47,699
Help me, help me.

1643
01:09:47,699 --> 01:09:49,699
Sorry, I didn't need the advantage, Russ.

1644
01:09:49,699 --> 01:09:50,699
I'm good.

1645
01:09:50,699 --> 01:09:52,699
Does my wolf need to make a roll?

1646
01:09:52,699 --> 01:09:53,699
I rolled a 21.

1647
01:09:53,699 --> 01:09:55,699
Yeah, your wolf needs to make a roll as well.

1648
01:09:55,699 --> 01:09:58,699
My wolf did better than me.

1649
01:09:58,699 --> 01:10:01,699
Wolf is very dexterous.

1650
01:10:01,699 --> 01:10:02,699
I know.

1651
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,699
10.

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Flint and Nulara, you make it across, but you hear from behind you the slip and the,

1653
01:10:12,699 --> 01:10:16,699
what sound would Thea make as she slips and falls into a dark pit?

1654
01:10:16,699 --> 01:10:17,699
Whoop!

1655
01:10:17,699 --> 01:10:22,699
Like that comical banana peel slipping noise?

1656
01:10:22,699 --> 01:10:23,699
Yeah, a little bit.

1657
01:10:23,699 --> 01:10:25,699
And probably like, ah, fuck!

1658
01:10:25,699 --> 01:10:28,699
As she tumbles into the darkness.

1659
01:10:28,699 --> 01:10:34,699
You slip and fall down into the darkness, and your dire wolf tries to grab for you,

1660
01:10:34,699 --> 01:10:38,699
but is unable to hold on and follows down with you.

1661
01:10:38,699 --> 01:10:42,699
And you fall down through this darkness.

1662
01:10:42,699 --> 01:10:45,699
Guac.

1663
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Guacamole is unable to reach you in time.

1664
01:10:48,699 --> 01:10:50,699
And you fall 80 feet.

1665
01:10:50,699 --> 01:10:51,699
Oh my god.

1666
01:10:51,699 --> 01:10:52,699
Guys.

1667
01:10:52,699 --> 01:10:53,699
Wow.

1668
01:10:53,699 --> 01:10:56,699
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pizza splatter.

1669
01:10:56,699 --> 01:11:00,699
Well, she's the one that's lost forever, so let's continue on our mission.

1670
01:11:00,699 --> 01:11:02,699
Or she might be dead.

1671
01:11:02,699 --> 01:11:04,699
Oh my god, you guys!

1672
01:11:04,699 --> 01:11:06,699
They've given up on me completely.

1673
01:11:06,699 --> 01:11:07,699
This is bullshit.

1674
01:11:07,699 --> 01:11:09,699
We're not saying this in character.

1675
01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,699
We're very concerned in character.

1676
01:11:11,699 --> 01:11:13,699
Well, I can't speak for Flint.

1677
01:11:13,699 --> 01:11:16,699
I just saw that burning smite or whatever the hell you do.

1678
01:11:16,699 --> 01:11:17,699
Like, you need to live.

1679
01:11:17,699 --> 01:11:19,699
You don't have any like, um.

1680
01:11:19,699 --> 01:11:21,699
You don't have a feather fall or something you can bust out?

1681
01:11:21,699 --> 01:11:23,699
Yeah, feather fall or anything like that.

1682
01:11:23,699 --> 01:11:26,699
It's never come up before, so maybe not, but.

1683
01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:30,699
Can you, if you take a healing surge, the moment you impact,

1684
01:11:30,699 --> 01:11:33,699
do you think you can time it well to save yourself?

1685
01:11:33,699 --> 01:11:37,699
Maybe, if I'm falling 80 feet, like, I got some time, right?

1686
01:11:37,699 --> 01:11:38,699
You got a little time.

1687
01:11:38,699 --> 01:11:39,699
You have feather fall?

1688
01:11:39,699 --> 01:11:40,699
I don't think you do.

1689
01:11:40,699 --> 01:11:42,699
No, I don't have feather fall.

1690
01:11:42,699 --> 01:11:47,699
I'm pretty sure her special druid armor comes with feather fall.

1691
01:11:47,699 --> 01:11:49,699
I have cure wounds, can I?

1692
01:11:49,699 --> 01:11:51,699
Can you cast that on you as you impact?

1693
01:11:51,699 --> 01:11:54,699
Can I cast that on myself as I fall?

1694
01:11:54,699 --> 01:11:57,699
No, even before then, just to regain some of the

1695
01:11:57,699 --> 01:11:59,699
strength from the fight from before.

1696
01:11:59,699 --> 01:12:02,699
I know, I can hear him like, rattling a hundred dice.

1697
01:12:02,699 --> 01:12:04,699
He certainly does.

1698
01:12:04,699 --> 01:12:05,699
He has so many dice.

1699
01:12:05,699 --> 01:12:07,699
Can I, can I do that?

1700
01:12:07,699 --> 01:12:08,699
What?

1701
01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,699
Can I, as I'm falling, can I?

1702
01:12:10,699 --> 01:12:11,699
Sure.

1703
01:12:11,699 --> 01:12:12,699
Yeah, I can.

1704
01:12:12,699 --> 01:12:13,699
Yeah, sure.

1705
01:12:14,699 --> 01:12:15,699
You're just going to waste it.

1706
01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:21,699
As I fall, I hug myself like, fuck, and I cast cure wounds upon myself.

1707
01:12:21,699 --> 01:12:28,699
So I regain a number of hit points equal to 1d8 plus my spell casting ability modifier.

1708
01:12:28,699 --> 01:12:32,699
I get 10 back, you know, which ain't nothing.

1709
01:12:32,699 --> 01:12:34,699
So it's down to 36.

1710
01:12:34,699 --> 01:12:35,699
So.

1711
01:12:35,699 --> 01:12:46,699
You grasp yourself and regain 10 hit points as you feel yourself hit the solid stone floor

1712
01:12:46,699 --> 01:12:50,699
and you take 36 bludgeoning damage.

1713
01:12:50,699 --> 01:12:52,699
Oh, boy.

1714
01:12:56,699 --> 01:12:57,699
What?

1715
01:12:57,699 --> 01:13:00,699
But that only leaves me with 10.

1716
01:13:00,699 --> 01:13:13,699
And you are barely conscious as you look around you and see the beady eyes of many yonti young swarming around you.

1717
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:36,699
That's my level up sound.

1718
01:13:36,699 --> 01:13:37,699
That's horrible.

1719
01:13:37,699 --> 01:13:39,699
Can I have a book?

1720
01:13:39,699 --> 01:13:42,699
Yeah, I got the monster manual.

1721
01:13:42,699 --> 01:13:43,699
Yes.

1722
01:13:43,699 --> 01:13:45,699
Love it when Thea turns into an animal.

1723
01:13:45,699 --> 01:13:47,699
I'm not going to turn into an animal.

1724
01:13:47,699 --> 01:13:51,699
I'm just going to bring an animal friend.

1725
01:13:51,699 --> 01:13:52,699
Yes.

1726
01:13:52,699 --> 01:13:54,699
She's going to blast Def Lefford to animal.

1727
01:13:54,699 --> 01:14:00,699
An animal from the Muppets appears.

1728
01:14:00,699 --> 01:14:03,699
And he beats the shit out of them with his drumsticks.

1729
01:14:03,699 --> 01:14:04,699
Amazing.

1730
01:14:04,699 --> 01:14:06,699
I'm on board with that.

1731
01:14:06,699 --> 01:14:07,699
Right?

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01:14:07,699 --> 01:14:11,699
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.